You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I lost the right to judge tonight
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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