drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
false alarm, still single
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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