i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Drake has all the answers
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
