I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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