youre lurking in front of me
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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