please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize