omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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