My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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