i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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