your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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