Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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