i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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