New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
