At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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