i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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