butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
