The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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