They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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