I saw his package. It spoke to me.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Why did my mother make you get naked?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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