What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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