sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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