my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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