Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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ttyl tear gas
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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