no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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