I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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