You surviving the open bar?
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i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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