He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Even my vagina gasped.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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