Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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