no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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