shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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