Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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