You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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