Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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