Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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