Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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