Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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