Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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