I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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