So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
