Can Purell be used as lube?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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