420 ftw
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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