After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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