Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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