last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize