Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
