yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
All I want is dick and wine.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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