she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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