walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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