I love black thongs
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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