I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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