the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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