I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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