just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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