once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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